1. sayheyjeanelle:

    adayattheraces:

    bestrafemich21:

    adrians:

    German guy confused by the meaning of “Party Pooper”.

    THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE SEEN ON THIS WEBSITE EVER.

    we watched this in my German class a couple semesters ago and my professor died laughing. 

    OH MY GOD

    (via zolyhash)

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  2. alltimeboners:

    alltimeboners:

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  3. bvbarmyunited:

Transparent BVB logo. Goes best with dark backgrounds

    bvbarmyunited:

    Transparent BVB logo. Goes best with dark backgrounds

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  4. One Size Fits All

    (A man comes to the counter and places two dresses on the counter: one sized XS and one sized XXL.)

    Me: “Are these dresses both for the same woman?”

    Customer: “Yes.”

    Me: “Oh, okay. These are both very different sizes, so they are not likely to fit the same person. What size does she usually take?”

    Customer: “Um… I’m not sure.”

    Manager: “Well, does she look more like me or more like her?”

    (Note: my manager is quite small, and I am quite big.)

    Customer: “Um… uh… I’m sure these will be fine.”

    Me: “Sir, because the price is marked down on these dresses they will be Final Sale, so you will not be able to return them if they are not the right size. Are you sure we can’t help you?”

    (The customer looks around furtively, then leans in close so that only my manager and I can hear what he is saying.)

    Customer: “These dresses are for me, actually.”

    (My manager looks at me, and I at her, and then she turns to the customer and speaks a very matter of fact voice.)

    Manager: “Why don’t you go try them on, then?”

    Customer: “Really? Would that be okay with you?”

    Manager: “Of course! Let me get you started with a fitting room.”

    (I spend the next hour bringing this man dresses to try on and he had a lovely time! He introduced himself to me and thanked us profusely for being so understanding and helpful. He left with four dresses, all of which fit him to a tee, and he came back regularly after that.)

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  5. shes-lost-in-her-wonderland:

band/tattoo/piercing blog

    shes-lost-in-her-wonderland:

    band/tattoo/piercing blog

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  6. nicevagina:

    let me just slip in to something more comfortable

    like your vagina

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  9. dualskar:

ducklings stalking and viciously attacking a poor defenseless dog

    dualskar:

    ducklings stalking and viciously attacking a poor defenseless dog

    (via h3adphonez)

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  10. pastadeamendoimcomgeleia:

nightmarecryingalonewithdoritos:

shooti:

IT HAS A BABY

I AM SCREAMING.

so cute

    pastadeamendoimcomgeleia:

    nightmarecryingalonewithdoritos:

    shooti:

    IT HAS A BABY

    I AM SCREAMING.

    so cute

    (via jackassfan711)

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  11. imtoolaceytodoanything:

    bondoge:

    why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865

    that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?

    (via dragonnipplepower)

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  12. s1ngme2sleep:

letyourheartfly:

Tumblr on We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/60905734/via/Love_Like_Woe
Hearted from: http://welovealexgaskarth.tumblr.com/post/49988859391

fuCk can u fucking not do that thanks

    s1ngme2sleep:

    letyourheartfly:

    Tumblr on We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/60905734/via/Love_Like_Woe

    Hearted from: http://welovealexgaskarth.tumblr.com/post/49988859391

    fuCk can u fucking not do that thanks

    (via jsjagk)

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  13. vicfuentesmydemise:

I just laughed so hard I fell off my bed and my mom thought I had a concussion

    vicfuentesmydemise:

    I just laughed so hard I fell off my bed and my mom thought I had a concussion

    (via stillbeatingstillbreathing)

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